Me:

Copywriter from Chicago. I’m somehow inextricably tied to punk rock, Arby’s and a political hot dog stand. I’ve got a wife and some kids. I’m arguably the world’s most famous living nihilist, which I’m well aware is a stupid distinction. I once spent the night in a fully operational old school Italian sanitarium and wound up talking to a former soviet soldier, despite the fact that we didn’t understand what each other were saying at all. Also, I’ve worked everywhere from FCB to the Onion, so I’ve seen some shit, man.

Resume available upon request. beeks90210 at gmail dot com